We are called SimpleBev, not SimpleSoda, and the order data backs that up. Around half of what leaves our warehouse every week is not soda at all. It is sparkling water for the person who quit sugar, brewed tea for the office, energy drinks for the 3 PM wall, hydration drinks for the gym bag, coconut water for the morning after and, lately, a lot of non alcoholic beer. If you are stocking a house or an office for people who do not drink soda, this is the list. Prices are per case at the time of writing and include CRV where it applies.
Every drink in this post is in the full category list. Mix cases across categories, they all count toward your minimum and toward free LA delivery.
Sparkling and still water
The biggest non soda category by far. Two kinds of buyers: the ones who want mineral water with real minerality, and the ones who want a big cold can of water that feels like a treat.
- Topo Chico Grapefruit, 12 ounce glass, 24 pack. The Mexican mineral water with the aggressive bubbles, in the flavor that sells fastest. $45.
- Liquid Death Sparkling and Still, 19 ounce cans, 24 pack. Mountain water in a tall can. Teenagers ask for it by name, and it is the water that gets people who hate water to drink water. $44.
- Perrier, 750 milliliter glass, 12 pack. The dinner table bottle. $35.
- Acqua Panna, 500 milliliter glass, 24 pack. Still Italian spring water, soft and clean, for the person who says they can taste the difference. They can. $48.
- VOSS Sparkling, 375 milliliter glass, 24 pack. The tall cylinder bottle, the one that makes a conference table look expensive. $40.
- Maison Perrier Forever Lime, 16 ounce, 24 pack. Perrier’s newer flavored line, no sugar, no sweetener, just lime. $40.
Browse the whole still and sparkling water aisle for the plain versions, the 1 liter bottles and the alkaline waters.
Brewed teas
Bottled tea splits into two camps: sweet and unsweetened. LA buys both, but the unsweetened, actually brewed bottles are the ones growing fastest.
- Just Ice Tea Peach Oolong, 16 ounce glass, 12 pack. Organic, brewed, Fair Trade, lightly sweet. The one to face first. $29. Also in Half Tea and Half Lemonade, Original Green, Original Black and Mango White.
- Ito En Oi Ocha Unsweetened Green Tea, 12 pack. The Japanese convenience store standard. Zero sugar, zero calories, tastes like tea. $28.
- Pure Leaf Unsweetened, 18 ounce, 12 pack. The office fridge tea. $30, also in Sweet Tea and Lemon.
- Yerba Madre Unsweetened Yerba Mate, 16 ounce cans, 12 pack. Caffeine from yerba mate instead of coffee, for the people who find energy drinks too much. $36, also in Bravo Mango and Peach Revival.
The full tea, coffee and matcha aisle also has the Starbucks bottled coffees and the Snapple flavors.
Energy drinks
The 3 PM category. Households buy these for the commute and the workout, offices buy them for the fridge, and everyone has a brand.
- Celsius Peach Mango Green Tea, 12 pack. The gym energy drink, no sugar. $30, and the Fizz Free Pink Lemonade for people who do not want bubbles.
- Alani Nu Juicy Peach, 12 pack. The energy drink that tastes like candy and sells like it. $33, with a full flavor wall including Cherry Slush and Hawaiian Shaved Ice.
- Red Bull Summer Edition Sudachi Lime, 24 pack. The seasonal edition, and the 8.4 ounce can is the right size for one afternoon. $50.
- Monster Zero Sugar, 16 ounce, 24 pack. The big can, no sugar. $54.
- Ghost Orange Cream, 12 pack. The one for the person who wants a creamsicle with caffeine. $32.
See everything in the energy drink aisle.
Hydration and coconut water
- Electrolit Strawberry Kiwi, 21 ounce, 12 pack. The Mexican hydration drink that LA discovered before the rest of the country. $36, also in Lemon Lime and Watermelon Lime.
- Gatorade Glacier Freeze, 20 ounce, 24 pack. The team case. $32.
- Vita Coco Original, 330 milliliter, 18 pack. The morning after box. $36.
- Blue Monkey Pure Coconut Water, 500 milliliter cans, 24 pack. A bigger can, a cleaner taste. $56.
Prebiotic soda, for the soda people who quit soda
Technically soda, but it belongs on this list because it is what former soda drinkers switch to. Poppi Doc Pop, Cherry Limeade and Strawberry Lemon, 12 packs at $35, low sugar with apple cider vinegar and prebiotic fiber.
Non alcoholic beer
The category that did not exist on our site a year ago and now has a full shelf. Every one is a 24 pack at $47.95 at the time of writing.
- Heineken 0.0. The one people ask for by name.
- Stella Artois 0.0. The dinner table bottle.
- Corona Non Alcoholic. The beach bottle, with the lime.
- Athletic Brewing Upside Dawn. The craft option in cans.
- Lagunitas IPNA. A hoppy IPA without the alcohol.
No age restriction, no alcohol tax, and it fits in the same cooler as the sparkling water.
A five case non soda order
- One case of Topo Chico Grapefruit or Liquid Death for the water people.
- One case of Just Ice Tea Peach Oolong for the office.
- One case of Celsius or Alani Nu for the afternoon.
- One case of Electrolit or Vita Coco for the weekend.
- One case of Heineken 0.0 for the dinner table.
That is the Zone 1 minimum. Double it and delivery is free. Enter your ZIP in the footer checker to see your zone before you add anything to the bag.
Frequently asked questions
What is the most popular non soda drink you deliver?
Sparkling water, and within that Topo Chico and Liquid Death. Just Ice Tea is the fastest growing.
Do you deliver cold?
No, cases ship at room temperature. Put the first six in the fridge when they arrive and the rest in the garage.
Is non alcoholic beer really alcohol free?
Most non alcoholic beers contain up to half a percent alcohol by volume, about the same as a ripe banana or a kombucha. Read the label on each product page if that matters to you.
Can I mix a soda case with these?
Yes. For local delivery, every case counts toward the minimum and toward free delivery regardless of category. Freight orders past 50 miles need 50 beverage cases, and snacks ride free.
Are prices current?
Prices were correct on the day of writing and can change. The product page always shows the current case price.
See the full category list for everything we deliver, soda and otherwise. New customers get 10 percent off a first order with code GET10OFF.
